How to Brush Your Fucking Teeth

Listen, you dirty bitch.

You need to

Look - I get it.

Your parents weren't there for you when you were younger...

And as a result, you're a filthy god damn animal.

You're a dirty mothafucka who doesn't know the FIRST THING about brushing your teeth and flossing properly. 

But not only are you dirty as fuck...

You're also a natural born beta.

Hell, you were practically born with your dick in your hand, jerking off to horse porn.

Worse yet, women are repelled by the sight of you - and your disgusting god damn teeth.

But now.. on top of that? 

Now that you bought your "PUA Red Pill Alpha Male" book...

And you read a few chapters on how women love assholes and feminists suck...

You think you're some kind of "woke" savior of the West.

Just because after 2 years of reading, you nervously managed to talk to that ugly 3 and get shot down asking for her number.

You think you're some kind of Pleighboi?

Well you ain't yet, you little bitch boy.

But don't worry.

I'm going to give you a new shot at life.

Because here's the ONE SECRET you need.

It's called - brushing your fucking teeth.

And I'm going to teach you how.

How?

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- How to Brush Your Teeth For A Whiter Smile, Any Time

- How to Floss Those Mofuckas Nice And Shiny

- How to Use Activated Charcoal Enemas to Never See the Dentist Again

- This One Proven "Life Hack" PUAs Don't Want You To Know That Will Get You Laid Just For Smiling at a 10

- How to Simultaneously Grow Your Dick 5 Inches While Brushing Your Teeth (Even If You're From a Third World Country)

- How to Make 7 Figures a Month Brushing Your Fucking Teeth

- Some other cool shit that I don't feel like typing up (because I'm way too alpha to give a fuck)

Got it?

Good.

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By unfucking your teeth...

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